Which up and coming AL pitching prospect got quite a surprise upon awaking from a drunken stupor during his annual pre-spring training bash? Apparently, he passed out after retreating to his basement for a smoke break. When he woke, he found the mother of a local neighborhood boy [a less than attractive family friend whose son he was giving free pitching lessons to] giving him a blow job. He was way too out of it to do anything to stop her, however, the woman eventually got nervous and ran off. Well, if nothing else, she certainly managed to come up with a novel way to express her gratitude for the free lessons. We guess this is one situation where a basic hallmark thank- you card, just simply doesn’t suffice.**ANNOUNCEMENT- THE RETURN OF THE BOARDS**
At long last, the message boards will officially be re-opening to the public within the next few days. Sorry for the long delay. Be on the look out for our next blog entry which will feature the new address. Hope to see you there.