On The DL

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Monday, July 30, 2007

New Message Board Address

The Boards Are Back!! Click On The Following Link To Register:


We look forward to chatting with all of you soon!

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Dream Come True?

Which up and coming AL pitching prospect got quite a surprise upon awaking from a drunken stupor during his annual pre-spring training bash? Apparently, he passed out after retreating to his basement for a smoke break. When he woke, he found the mother of a local neighborhood boy [a less than attractive family friend whose son he was giving free pitching lessons to] giving him a blow job. He was way too out of it to do anything to stop her, however, the woman eventually got nervous and ran off. Well, if nothing else, she certainly managed to come up with a novel way to express her gratitude for the free lessons. We guess this is one situation where a basic hallmark thank- you card, just simply doesn’t suffice.

At long last, the message boards will officially be re-opening to the public within the next few days. Sorry for the long delay. Be on the look out for our next blog entry which will feature the new address. Hope to see you there.
OTDL Staff

Friday, July 20, 2007

The Catcher In The Lie

Which recently married catcher's generosity almost cost him when he left home game tickets for his ex-wife, as well as 2 other female- ahem- "friends" all on the same evening. Apparently this is something that he likes to do on a regular basis: three women...one game...three different locations in the stadium. He even occasionally adds his current wife into the mix, though many people don't even know he's remarried. For his sake, lets just hope that his personal fan club doesn't run into each other at the restroom or on the hot dog line. Things can get catty real fast that way.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

The Wedding Guest

It is customary for wedding party guests to offer up their well wishes to the bride and groom. However, one local D.J. shared a bit more information than that at her friend’s recent nuptials. Apparently, she told anyone who would listen about how a certain AL All Star Pitcher gave her chlamydia after their spring training hook-up. It seems that she got mixed up with the pitcher while conducting player interviews for her radio station. Miss D.J. said she got the news upon receiving her annual check-up and claims to know that the foxy flame thrower was the culprit because he was the only person that she had been with in the past few months. Considering this boy’s penchant for partying and hooking up, she isn’t the only potential bridesmaid who might want to consider scheduling a doctor’s appointment in the near future.

Sunday, July 08, 2007

Better Than The World Series???

Now here is a veteran that knows how to take care of the rookies! This former AL MVP recently flew his favorite stripper out for some Mile High lovin. What she surely thought was going to be a romantic tryst with her former flame, turned into a fun filled sex romp with our little MVP and one of his younger teammates. Word of the menage a trois quickly spread through the clubhouse and our team spies filled us in on the dirty deed.