On The DL

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Friday, September 22, 2006

Smitten? Or did he confuse a sign?

Yee Haw!Which cute as a bug in a rug Athletic is apparently single no more? Our Intrepid Reader informs us that a certain player is smitten with a mysterious camera-toting cutie! He writes that they've been spotted exchanging complex signals "like signs from [Ron] Washington." The player's also been the object of merciless teasing by his teammates, who've been "on him" about his new crush:
I was in the clubhouse hallway [when] Iheard a booming voice ([redacted]'s voice) tell someone to"leave that alone, my girl sent that to me!"
Ain't that sweet?

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Short Leash

Which former Rookie of The Year candidate's blushing bride is glad he's out of the spot light and assumes this is going to curb his wandering eyes and hands. Perhaps that's why his shoulder has been bothering him...

Atleast there are away games and he can have fun without his Stepford in Training there.

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Quick Draw!

Which regular on the DL and former meber of the AL East not only has a thing for young ladies - but also has a minor issue with finishing before anything has started.

I guess the male pattern baldness isn't the only thing that's premature in his life?