Short Leash

Which former Rookie of The Year candidate's blushing bride is glad he's out of the spot light and assumes this is going to curb his wandering eyes and hands. Perhaps that's why his shoulder has been bothering him...

Atleast there are away games and he can have fun without his Stepford in Training there.

Quick Draw!

Which regular on the DL and former meber of the AL East not only has a thing for young ladies - but also has a minor issue with finishing before anything has started.

I guess the male pattern baldness isn't the only thing that's premature in his life?