On The DL

Think of "On The DL" as Page 6... but all about baseball. Read juicy blind items and let your mind ponder over which dirty major leaguer it might be. Send us your guesses and gossip! We love the baseball dirt!

Monday, July 31, 2006

A Picture's Worth 1,000 Words

Yes, we're back with more pictures for you to enjoy. If you see any juicy photos, please send them to baseballdirt@gmail.com. :) Thank you to all those who sent in pictures!

Here's cutie A's closer Huston Street getting some attention from the ladies. It seems like Mr. Street is very popular, and why wouldn't he be? He's so yummy you just want to lick him sometimes (you go, girl).

Speaking of tongues, I guess the Huston Street Lick Girl wants to lick all the A's: here she is with Joe Blanton and Nick Swisher... and Blanton and Swisher together. But I guess Joe Kennedy was having none of it and shut her down. Poor thing! I say she go after Barry Zito next. I'm sure he wouldn't turn her down.

Here's Devil Rays infielder Russell Branyan partying with some buddies... and watching a lady friend guzzle down her drink. Perhaps this is why he's hitting .213...

The Pirates are partying! I guess when you're losing all the time, there's nothing else to do. Here's pitcher Zach Duke with some strange markings on his face. I hope he knows Magic Marker takes forever to get out. Here he is again bartending and pretending he knows what he's doing. His buddy Ryan Doumit came to help, but it doesn't look like he knew much, either. It's obvious Doumit prefers the ladies to making drinks. Poor Zachie eventually gave up and decided to cheesily pose with fellow pitcher John Grabow instead. Work it, boys!

Brewers hottie shortstop J.J. Hardy sure know how to have a good time. Who's hotter, Hardy or Jeter? I say... HARDY! Sorry, Jeets.

Now for some random pictures:

Pirates pitcher Ian Snell smooching a lucky lady.

The Cubs Ryan Dempster showing off his "party face."

Astro Brad Ausmus trying to look cool, but failing miserably. Nice shirt, BTW.

Reds left fielder Ryan Freel looking good (or something) with some bar pals.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Tastes Good!

Thanks to an email:

From: xxxxxxxx@statestreet.com
To: baseballdirt@gmail.com

I know a girl who was hooking up with [x], and they were doing what they were doing, which ended in [x] releasing bodily fluids on the girls chest. After said event, [x] proceeded to lick it off her and say “Good boys always clean up after themselves.”

Some hints: AL East slugger who's very patient at the plate. One thing we'll say for him...he's the sweetest guy all the time, and yeah, this includes cleaning up after himself!

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Oh, Bronson.

I think many of us have seen the numerous (and exhausting) comments about Bronson Arroyo and his many recent flames here.

Well, it appears at least one of the commenters knew what she (?) was talking about!

Check out this Webshots album (thanks to someone for emailing it in):

Spring Training Shenanigans :)

You will find several pictures of Bronson looking cozy with an older-looking woman named Kerry... even some pictures of Beckett and Youkilis in there.

Let the Bronson soap opera continue.

Edit 6/17/06: It appears the album has been deleted. However, the photos are saved over here for your viewing pleasure.

Monday, July 03, 2006

Let's Myspace

As per reader request, we have been hard at work tracking down the myspace pages of some of our favorite boys. Check them out while you can because we have a feeling that several of these pages will be going private quite soon. Enjoy!!

Nick Markakis (Orioles) http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=66127431

Adam Loewen (Orioles) http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=62839839

JD Durbin (Twins):

Jered Weaver (Angels)

Tyler Johnson (Cardnials) http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=4671207

Seth McClung - http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=26003830

Logan Kensing (Marlins)

David Aardsma (Cubs)

Dana Eveland (Brew Crew)

Chad Orvella (D-Rays)

Brandon McCarthy (White Sox)