Computer Love

Which internet savvy player likes to use his computer for more than just checking out his stats? It would seem that our friend likes to engage in a particular kind of fantasy sport -- cybersex, e-flirting, whatever you want to call it. Thanks to our reader for graciously sharing some IM excerpts with us (names changed to protect the not-so-innocent):


mlbguy06: i love licking p***y
luv2party: i love it when guys go down on me. some of them are
selfish and dont want to. wtf!!!
mlbguy06: ill stay down there all day, esp if she gets real wet and likes fingers

mlbguy06: whats biggest c**k youve had there?
mlbguy06: thickest i mean
luv2party: i dunno it was thick tho
luv2party: guys have a strange obsession w/anal sex!
mlbguy06: why/
mlbguy06: ever had one too thick to get your hand around?
luv2party: prolly bc its tight?? not sure.
luv2party: hahah no
luv2party: well...
luv2party: my hand could wrap around but not all the way
mlbguy06: tight is good

luv2party: now i really want to suck ur d**k. im amazed that u do not
get off. i want it to be my mission to get you to cum!
mlbguy06: heheh i like this mission
mlbguy06: let me f**k your mouth and i bet i would
luv2party: i like hearing shit like "my little whore" and sh*t
luv2party: do u get off from handjobS??
mlbguy06: yes
mlbguy06: ill call you that and my little porn star

mlbguy06: one girl would lick my balls and a** while giving me a
handjob and id cum a ton for her
luv2party: hmmmm... i should try that.
luv2party: but i like sucking d**k.
mlbguy06: well suck and then lick then go back to sucking
luv2party: hahaha
luv2party: you like being on top or bottom?
mlbguy06: top
mlbguy06: with her legs on my shoulders
mlbguy06: you?
luv2party: hmmm... like on top but i love feeling a mans body on top of me
luv2party: ******* likes being on top lol
mlbguy06: legs where?
luv2party: hahaha, wrapped around him
mlbguy06: he cum in you? get your ass?

mlbguy06: i wanna cum in every hole you have ;-)
luv2party: oooh baby i cant wait!!! i bet ur even better than *******
mlbguy06: and he was good
mlbguy06: maybe you could get him over for a threesome ;-)
luv2party: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! u would want a threesome with *******?!
mlbguy06: id like watching you get f**ked and seeing you suck him
while i f**ked you

mlbguy06: id have your mouth, p***y, a**, cum on your tits and face
mlbguy06: id lay your head over the edge of the bed and f**k it like your p***y