On The DL

Pitchin' & Pimpin'

2007-09-04T00:13:00.000-04:00

This National Leaguer’s recent pitching woes may partially be due to the high jinks going on in his home sweet home. Who needs to hit the club scene when you can turn your own condo into a makeshift brothel? Sources claim that he regularly plays the role of P.I.M.P. for his married male friends and teammates by encouraging them to bring girls back to his place at night, occasionally even lending out his own bed to help them seal the deal. Such was the case on one particular evening when a married former teammate and his “lady” got so wasted and carried away that our boy had to remove the hinges from his bedroom door in order to get them out of there. The hurler is not only interested in pimpin’ but is also always game for being pimped as well. He allegedly uses the services of a platonic female friend [a.k.a. the pimpette] and his male personal assistant [a.k.a. the manny] to help round up eager girls to stop by his little den of sin for a night of partying as he waits to select the one that he wants for the evening. No wonder why the dog days of summer seemed especially hard on him...apparently brothels aren’t necessarily conducive to a stellar performance.

Knight In Shinning Armor

2007-08-25T19:32:00.000-04:00

The person who said that all the good men are taken, clearly never met this up and coming NL Central prospect. Get ready to swoon people because it is hard to resist a winner like this. First among his many attributes is his hot body which allegedly comes complete with warts on his steroid enhanced arms and genital herpes on his less than enhanced penis. But don't worry, he's working on that "little" problem by taking Man XXXL pills in addition to his avid interest in penis enlargement surgery. Besides being a sexy hunk of man; he is also highly ambitious. His main goal in life, other than making it to the pro level is to play a villain in a horror movie. In fact, he somehow manages to incorporate his future career goals into his romantic bedside manner as he has been known to gently wake his lady in the middle of the night to whisper sweet nothings like "its okay honey.. mommy's not dead.. that's just paint..." into her ear. Another classic line of his is this little gem that he once said to a former flame while taking a romantic walk..."you know, I could throw you off the balcony. You would die and everyone would think it was an accident." Add in mama's boy and cheapskate on top of everything else and you have a recipe for true love. Get him while you can. A guy this yummy won't be on the market for long.

Gimme an F!

2007-08-08T19:09:00.000-04:00

Which purportedly "clean" AL West hurler is driven to and from the ballpark (both home and on the road) by his rightfully smoldering wife?

Well, it seems at many parks, concessions stands are operated by volunteer groups - churches, school groups, charities and such - in order to raise money for their various organizations. When one NL West park allowed a group of high school cheerleaders raise money for their many trips, this certain titan of the ball field decided he'd love to make his own donation - not once, but in multiple seasons.

When the previous year's squad heard that one of the subsequent pom-pom shakers had bedded the pitcher whenever he was in town, they all shared their experiences and no less than three of the sweater-clad jail bait had done the splits with the veteran hurler.

Now it didn't take long for the girls to start calling the pitcher on this (each one thought she was "special," and the reveal left them all hurt and angry) and Mrs. Pitcher soon was made aware of her hubby's school spirit. She knew that her man wasn't an angel (that ship had already sailed) but when she learned that his indiscrections were of the illegal (and immoral) kind, she put her foot down.

Now he travels to and from his work accompanied at all times by his better half, except such times that the team bus transports the players to and from an airport.

No doubt, followed closely by a very suspicious wife.

New Message Board Address

2007-07-30T00:39:00.000-04:00

The Boards Are Back!! Click On The Following Link To Register:

http://otdlforum.proboards70.com/index.cgi?

We look forward to chatting with all of you soon!

Dream Come True?

2007-07-25T13:45:00.001-04:00

Which up and coming AL pitching prospect got quite a surprise upon awaking from a drunken stupor during his annual pre-spring training bash? Apparently, he passed out after retreating to his basement for a smoke break. When he woke, he found the mother of a local neighborhood boy [a less than attractive family friend whose son he was giving free pitching lessons to] giving him a blow job. He was way too out of it to do anything to stop her, however, the woman eventually got nervous and ran off. Well, if nothing else, she certainly managed to come up with a novel way to express her gratitude for the free lessons. We guess this is one situation where a basic hallmark thank- you card, just simply doesn’t suffice.

**ANNOUNCEMENT- THE RETURN OF THE BOARDS**
At long last, the message boards will officially be re-opening to the public within the next few days. Sorry for the long delay. Be on the look out for our next blog entry which will feature the new address. Hope to see you there.
OTDL Staff

The Catcher In The Lie

2007-07-20T00:55:00.001-04:00

Which recently married catcher's generosity almost cost him when he left home game tickets for his ex-wife, as well as 2 other female- ahem- "friends" all on the same evening. Apparently this is something that he likes to do on a regular basis: three women...one game...three different locations in the stadium. He even occasionally adds his current wife into the mix, though many people don't even know he's remarried. For his sake, lets just hope that his personal fan club doesn't run into each other at the restroom or on the hot dog line. Things can get catty real fast that way.

The Wedding Guest

2007-07-11T23:31:00.000-04:00

It is customary for wedding party guests to offer up their well wishes to the bride and groom. However, one local D.J. shared a bit more information than that at her friend’s recent nuptials. Apparently, she told anyone who would listen about how a certain AL All Star Pitcher gave her chlamydia after their spring training hook-up. It seems that she got mixed up with the pitcher while conducting player interviews for her radio station. Miss D.J. said she got the news upon receiving her annual check-up and claims to know that the foxy flame thrower was the culprit because he was the only person that she had been with in the past few months. Considering this boy’s penchant for partying and hooking up, she isn’t the only potential bridesmaid who might want to consider scheduling a doctor’s appointment in the near future.

Better Than The World Series???

2007-07-08T18:57:00.000-04:00

Now here is a veteran that knows how to take care of the rookies! This former AL MVP recently flew his favorite stripper out for some Mile High lovin. What she surely thought was going to be a romantic tryst with her former flame, turned into a fun filled sex romp with our little MVP and one of his younger teammates. Word of the menage a trois quickly spread through the clubhouse and our team spies filled us in on the dirty deed.

We've Been Scooped

2007-05-30T08:30:00.001-04:00

We were planning on running a blind item about a particular ballplayer and his mistress tomorrow morning but a certain newspaper beat us to it. That sucks for us but it is still better than being in the guy’s shoes this morning. Here is the item that we were intending to post :

Always Suspected…Finally Confirmed
This married AL Super Star is not bashful about flaunting his current fling. She flies all over the country with him, with her parents in tow. So, inquiring On the DL fans want to know, what does she look like? Well, she is in her early 30’s and is best described as a washed up stripper (familiar pattern with this guy). She is a buxom blond (that definitely came by way of an infield assist), with plain features, which she does little to enhance. The team joke is that he wears more make-up than she does. Our joke is that a girl’s boyfriend should never be prettier than she is.

Well, even though we have come to terms with the fact that we aren’t the first ones to bring you this story…we do have a few additional fun facts to add for those of you who are interested in this "not-so blind" item. Apparently, the lady in question’s name is Jocelyn. According to our source, she has known and been traveling with the player for awhile [ at least since late March] and his teammates all know who she is. Her parents are even aware of the tryst as they recently flew in for a game with her dad carrying a baby under age 1 in his arms. We are not sure who the child belongs to, but her parents are in their 50's...so you all can make your own conclusion there.

So that is what we know so far. Our information is still rather speculative at this point so pleased by advised to take it as that until we, or a certain NY newspaper, can bring your more details on this hot topic of the day.

Beware Of The P-O-D

2007-05-29T00:10:00.001-04:00

Which down on their luck team’s GM may have finally gotten to the bottom of what is really causing their problems? No, it’s not the manager, the pitching coach, or the trainers. The trouble all allegedly started toward the middle of last season when several of the players, one coach, and even a broadcaster began to spend some quality time with a woman who team insiders have since dubbed “the P-O-D” – pussy of death- because every player that she “touches” usually ends up either injured or traded. Rumor has it that the P-O-D, in a fit of jealousy over a failed hook-up, may have even been the one responsible for spreading some rather nasty rumors about one of the team's pitchers around to the press awhile back.

The Return Of The Mini-Blind Items

2007-05-19T01:12:00.000-04:00

1.Which AL right fielder was so hard up for some lovin' this past weekend, that he called his local hook up over 30 times in 45 mins? When she finally arrived for a good time, he couldn't even get into the batter's box. She eventually got up and left when he passed out during the oral exam.

2. Which all American player regulary defies the slogan "don't mess with Texas" by pretending to be from a foreign country while picking up girls? Luckily for him, his hook-ups are usually so dumb; they fall for his act without question and don't really notice when he goes back to using his american accent.

We're Back, Bitches!!!!

2007-04-01T21:07:00.000-04:00

Spring has sprung, the new baseball season is finally upon us, and On The DL is officially back!! To make up for our extended absence, we decided to give you 4 mini blind items instead of just one. We hope you enjoy the items as well as the upcoming season. We know we will.

1. Say Cheese
Which NL left fielder apparently isn’t too fond of posing for photos? For starters, he broke a young fan’s heart by refusing to sign an autograph or take a picture with him. When the boy asked him to reconsider, he completely ignored him and walked away. Things got a bit more complicated a few weeks later at a Playboy themed event in Atlantic City. Everything was going well until the player in question’s image was accidentally snapped in the background of a photo that a man had taken of himself and one of the bunnies. This sent the player into a rage. He called for his bodyguard and demanded that the poor guy hand over his camera immediately. The man refused but was pressured into deleting the semi- incriminating photo on his digital camera while the angry player looked on. We assume he didn’t want the media or his brand new fiancée knowing about his night on the town. The funny thing is that the man he harassed was not even much of a baseball fan and did not have the slightest clue as to who the player was. Ouch! Talk about a blow to the ego.

2. Oops, He Did It Again
Which infamous baby makin’ machine is at it yet again? The most potent sperm in all of baseball recently became a proud parent for what we believe is the 4th time, although we may have missed a kiddie or two along the way...it is easy to lose count after awhile. The baby mama is a lovely lady from the California area, whom he met during a road trip toward the end of last season. Maybe he should just give up on the baseball career [it wasn’t working out all that well for him last year anyway] and look into forming a sperm donor club or something along those lines. Cheers to a never-ending supply of bottles, binkies, and bibs. Let’s just hope that the baby doesn't inherit daddy’s temper. A toddler tackling another kid on the see-saw isn’t the ideal way to spend a play date.

3. Rehab Is For Quitters
Which supposedly reformed bad boy has reportedly hit a few bumps along the road to sobriety? A source claims that the recently bulked up cutie pie was spotted feeling no pain on several occasions in bars with women who were most certainly not his wife during spring training. On the positive side, none of this seems to be having an adverse effect on his job status, as his manager seems hell bent on getting him a fulltime position with the team regardless of which veteran players might get pushed aside to make room for him. The manager is so enamored with him that he has even gone as far as to arrange photo-ops which portray his prized player as a good family man. The photo session might have gone better had the player in question been given enough time to sober up from the night before.

4.Party Of Three
Which semi-talented AL east relief pitcher recently and very awkwardly approached two barely legal ladies in a bar and had the following oh so hot conversation with them. It generally consisted of pitcher boy asking them if they "like to be in bed together" upon first meeting them. When he was met with an abrupt no, he began to chat with them about their school taking every opportunity to tell them that they went to his alma mater and that he is "a major athlete". When they finally recognize him and were still unimpressed, he proceeded to buy them drinks, leave them with his number, and make at least two more attempts to try and persuade them into having a threesome with him. Needless to say, the girls somehow managed to resist the smooth talk and prestige of hanging with this "major athlete" and left him to return to his hotel room alone sans the threesome that he so desperately wanted. Better luck next time, loser.

On The DL Update

2007-02-24T16:00:00.000-05:00

We have received numerous emails over the past few days regarding the status of On The DL so we wanted to post this message as a means of clearing up some of the confusion.

As much as this news will disappoint certain baseball players and many assorted undesirable internet trolls; our site has NOT shut down. We admittedly have been a bit neglectful of the blog for the past month and we are sorry about that. However, we will come back to post more stories in the very near future, especially with the new season fast approaching.

As for the message board, we have decided to shut it down temporarily. It had grown to the point where it had become too difficult to manage all of the registered members as well as keep out trouble makers with nothing better to do with their time than cause internet drama. We want to create a new and improved message board featuring all of the interesting stories and gossip that we love minus the bullshit and drama.

We will eventually post a new message board address in the upcoming weeks so that any interested parties may register. So have no fear, or depending on your perspective have lots of fear *wink*, because On The DL is far from dead. Keep your eyes open for a new message board link as well as new blind items within the next week or two. Sorry about being gone for so long and many thanks for staying with us during this transition period. We will be back with all of you soon.

Pop Quiz

2007-01-15T09:56:00.000-05:00

The future of your major league career as well as the survival of your brand spankin' new marriage could possibly be in jeopardy when your manager finds out that you spend much of your free time doing which of the following:
a) Getting drunk as a skunk
b) Getting high as a kite
c) Getting into bar fights resulting from previously mentioned naughty behavior
d) All of the above

Well, if you selected option D then you are in the same boat as this national league youngin’ who, despite his obvious talent, has many front office types speculating about his future on the team. He has had a reputation for revelry since his minor league days, but his team wisely gave many of his party buddies the boot in order to keep him in line. This tactic has been effective, for the most part, as he has calmed down a bit in recent months. However, he is still considered a regular on the bar scene and his inner circle fears that his lady's upcomming solo trip abroad could send him reeling back into full on party mode yet again. He has been spoken to about his antics on more than one occasion and has been advised to change his ways ASAP or else.

Downtown

2006-12-29T03:51:00.000-05:00

Which married journeyman pitcher tries to make up for his lack of height and size in other fun ways? He claims to be 5’ 10 but in reality is no taller than at least 5’6, apparently prefers blowjobs to all other forms of sex and regularly offers his “services” to just about every woman whom he encounters. He even went as far as to approach the long-term girlfriend of a teammate. Within minutes of her boyfriend leaving the room he gazed deeply into her eyes and uttered the phrase that every girl longs to hear… “God, I’d love to eat you out right now.” It seems that his wife is simply “not into that kind of thing” so the poor guy is forced to put his skills to work on other women.
The teammate's girlfriend was somehow able to stop swooning long enough to decline the offer. However, another lady, who knows him a bit more intimately, confirms his claim of prowess in that particular department but observed “he has to be good with his tongue because the rest of his body is in proportion to his height.”

Just A Good Old Fashioned Love Story (Well Maybe Not)

2006-11-25T19:31:00.001-05:00

Which National Leaguer's seemingly harmless hookup with a random bar
maid resulted in an unbelievable amount of drama including his
relocation to a new city, his wife's urgent need for a trip to the
gynecologist, and the arrest of a cameraman?

As amazin' as this tale may sound, it is really just a slight
variation on the traditional romantic story that everyone knows and loves. You all know how it goes:

Once upon a time a handsome boy meets a beautiful girl... girl and boy
have sex...girl becomes obsessed with boy... boy then finds out that
girl is also hooking up with a very jealous cameraman and has an STD...
boy and jealous cameraman get into an argument... boy then passes STD
along to his unsuspecting wife... wife freaks out and threatens to leave the
boy, and take their kids with her, if he doesn't make a fresh start in a new city...jealous cameraman ends up losing his job (allegedly due to his fight with the boy) and retaliates by deleting hours of team recordings and historic footage that cannot be replaced... charges are filed against the jealous cameraman...in an effort to patch things up with his wife, the boy never makes contact with girl or cameraman again...girl reacts to this news by gaining approximately 40 pounds and constantly talking about how much she misses hooking up with the boy.

As heartwarming as all of this sounds, we tend to doubt that the boy misses her, or the itch that she gave him, quite as much as she misses him.

Smitten? Or did he confuse a sign?

2006-09-22T00:59:00.000-04:00

Yee Haw!Which cute as a bug in a rug Athletic is apparently single no more? Our Intrepid Reader informs us that a certain player is smitten with a mysterious camera-toting cutie! He writes that they've been spotted exchanging complex signals "like signs from [Ron] Washington." The player's also been the object of merciless teasing by his teammates, who've been "on him" about his new crush:

I was in the clubhouse hallway [when] Iheard a booming voice ([redacted]'s voice) tell someone to"leave that alone, my girl sent that to me!"

Ain't that sweet?

Short Leash

2006-09-17T05:56:00.000-04:00

Which former Rookie of The Year candidate's blushing bride is glad he's out of the spot light and assumes this is going to curb his wandering eyes and hands. Perhaps that's why his shoulder has been bothering him...

Atleast there are away games and he can have fun without his Stepford in Training there.

Quick Draw!

2006-09-03T05:49:00.001-04:00

Which regular on the DL and former meber of the AL East not only has a thing for young ladies - but also has a minor issue with finishing before anything has started.

I guess the male pattern baldness isn't the only thing that's premature in his life?

Oops!

2006-08-25T23:42:00.000-04:00

Which national leaguer's new found success has apparently gone to his head in more ways than one? You see it was quite easy to remain faithful to his wife back in the old days. That was before his team began to make a playoff run and before he started regularly going out on the town with his new teamates. The good news is that he, in his own words, rarely cheats on the missus. The bad news, however, is that he is prone to becoming a wee bit overexcited whenever he does stray. One of his most recent encounters described him as “barely being in before coming immediately.” At least the player in question, who was clearly left red-faced with embarassment, is a gentleman because he apologized for his lack of stamina before heading back home to the wifey.

A Picture's Worth 1,000 Words

2006-07-31T11:59:00.000-04:00

Yes, we're back with more pictures for you to enjoy. If you see any juicy photos, please send them to baseballdirt@gmail.com. :) Thank you to all those who sent in pictures!

Here's cutie A's closer Huston Street getting some attention from the ladies. It seems like Mr. Street is very popular, and why wouldn't he be? He's so yummy you just want to lick him sometimes (you go, girl).

Speaking of tongues, I guess the Huston Street Lick Girl wants to lick all the A's: here she is with Joe Blanton and Nick Swisher... and Blanton and Swisher together. But I guess Joe Kennedy was having none of it and shut her down. Poor thing! I say she go after Barry Zito next. I'm sure he wouldn't turn her down.

Here's Devil Rays infielder Russell Branyan partying with some buddies... and watching a lady friend guzzle down her drink. Perhaps this is why he's hitting .213...

The Pirates are partying! I guess when you're losing all the time, there's nothing else to do. Here's pitcher Zach Duke with some strange markings on his face. I hope he knows Magic Marker takes forever to get out. Here he is again bartending and pretending he knows what he's doing. His buddy Ryan Doumit came to help, but it doesn't look like he knew much, either. It's obvious Doumit prefers the ladies to making drinks. Poor Zachie eventually gave up and decided to cheesily pose with fellow pitcher John Grabow instead. Work it, boys!

Brewers hottie shortstop J.J. Hardy sure know how to have a good time. Who's hotter, Hardy or Jeter? I say... HARDY! Sorry, Jeets.

Now for some random pictures:

Pirates pitcher Ian Snell smooching a lucky lady.

The Cubs Ryan Dempster showing off his "party face."

Astro Brad Ausmus trying to look cool, but failing miserably. Nice shirt, BTW.

Reds left fielder Ryan Freel looking good (or something) with some bar pals.

Tastes Good!

2006-07-23T01:40:00.000-04:00

Thanks to an email:

From: xxxxxxxx@statestreet.com
To: baseballdirt@gmail.com

I know a girl who was hooking up with [x], and they were doing what they were doing, which ended in [x] releasing bodily fluids on the girls chest. After said event, [x] proceeded to lick it off her and say “Good boys always clean up after themselves.”

Some hints: AL East slugger who's very patient at the plate. One thing we'll say for him...he's the sweetest guy all the time, and yeah, this includes cleaning up after himself!

Oh, Bronson.

2006-07-15T19:30:00.000-04:00

I think many of us have seen the numerous (and exhausting) comments about Bronson Arroyo and his many recent flames here.

Well, it appears at least one of the commenters knew what she (?) was talking about!

Check out this Webshots album (thanks to someone for emailing it in):

Spring Training Shenanigans :)

You will find several pictures of Bronson looking cozy with an older-looking woman named Kerry... even some pictures of Beckett and Youkilis in there.

Let the Bronson soap opera continue.

Edit 6/17/06: It appears the album has been deleted. However, the photos are saved over here for your viewing pleasure.

Let's Myspace

2006-07-03T00:46:00.000-04:00

As per reader request, we have been hard at work tracking down the myspace pages of some of our favorite boys. Check them out while you can because we have a feeling that several of these pages will be going private quite soon. Enjoy!!

Nick Markakis (Orioles) http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=66127431

Adam Loewen (Orioles) http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=62839839

JD Durbin (Twins):
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=22011180

Jered Weaver (Angels)
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=29985992

Tyler Johnson (Cardnials) http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=4671207

Seth McClung - http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=26003830

Logan Kensing (Marlins)
http://www.myspace.com/loganfrench

David Aardsma (Cubs)
http://www.myspace.com/davidaardsma

Dana Eveland (Brew Crew)
http://www.myspace.com/sir_dana

Chad Orvella (D-Rays)
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=54384130

Brandon McCarthy (White Sox)
http://www.myspace.com/bmac55

Meet The Mets!

2006-06-16T11:23:00.000-04:00

Time for an entry devoted to the "Best Team in NY!!"

Oh Paulie, say it isn't so!!

Here are David Wright and some guy making drinks for their new-found friends and David acting like a spaz. And here are the girls freaking out over the drinks. Yeah, I'd be freaking out too if D-Wright made me a drink. Sexy bitch!!

Here are Cliff Floyd and the girls. Let's see, who's a bigger camera whore, Cliff or the chicks? I say Cliff. Oh, and check out
Assistant Mets Trainer Mike Herbst in the background. He looks better without the glasses.

Some more of Mr. Lo Duca. All I gotta say is: That's hot.

Thank you to a wonderful On The DL reader for sending in these pictures. And here's the girl's Webshots album: http://community.webshots.com/album/551271411NuUrrF

Size DOES Matter!

2006-06-06T16:27:00.000-04:00

The following email is from a devoted reader of the blog. If you have any dirt you'd like to share with the On The DL readers, remember that you can always drop us a line at baseballdirt@gmail.com.

The message is as follows:

From: xxxxxxx@yahoo.com
To: baseballdirt@gmail.com

Hi girls, first of all I have to say that I dig the site you have put up but it could use some more inside info. For starters I will let you in on a bit of info about our favorite AL West player. Yeah he is the tallest/biggest guy in the clubhouse, takes an extra-large inhale of all the weed that all of our MLBers smoke on a regular basis, (incase you didn't know ladies, your MLBers smoke pot EVERY NIGHT & of course their orgazations encourage this behavior because it keeps them out of the bar & makes them sleep better).

So here is the juice, [censored], after those Brewer's smoked themselves stupid right in the clubhouse, he would whip out his microscopic dick, shower up & have the smallest peice on the squad! Such a shocker that the biggest guy on the roster has the teeny tiniest smallest cock in the BIGS!

---

Some hints from the OTDL staff: like the email says, he's quite the giant and has made questionable hair decisions in the past.

Right In Front Of You

2006-05-24T22:41:00.000-04:00

Fresh off the rumor mill:

What pitcher, featured in a soon-to-be-widely-released film, is reportedly having an affair right under his wife's nose in his hometown? His other woman of choice works at a bed and breakfast. Do they hook up in the midst of the B&B's romantic atmosphere... ? We don't know, but we'd like to find out!

By the way, HI everyone I'm a new contributer here so be nice!! :D

~Trixie~

6/3/06 Edit: Some new information has surfaced regarding this sexy pitcher. According to a source, his lovely (rich) mistress is based in Boston...and loves to spend her daddy's money doing nothing but shopping, lounging around, and reading the cards that come with her flowers that her pitcher sends her every week. The mistress even flew out to see him last week where he pitched a gem of a game...then promptly flew back to her Boston pad. Do we smell love in the air? Possibly. Or maybe it's just the musky scent of lust. ;)

Paying Your Dues

2006-05-19T19:14:00.000-04:00

This baby-faced former Reds reliever with a "nice guy" demeanor actually might be one of the worst of them all. He not only forced his mistress to have an abortion (he didn't want the wifey finding out and said the situation was depressing him), but also particpated in an orgy with his new NY teammates while his mistress was recovering from the procedure in his hotel room. The woman is now suing said ex-Reds reliever for broken promises and invading her privacy....it turns out he took photos of them having sex without her consent. What a world class guy!!

They're Back!

2006-05-08T14:50:00.000-04:00

Yes, the Not So Blind Items are back! It took a while, but maybe baseball players are wisening up and not letting people catch them in comprising positions. ;)

Pirate Damaso Marte and former White Sox Timo Perez at a bar. Looks like Marte likes the attention!

Nationals' partners-in-crime Chad Cordero and Gary Majewski with a fan. Why is Majewski so sweaty?! Gross.

Former Brewers' teammates Lyle Overbay and Bill Hall with a lady friend partying at Tangerine. According to the caption, the girl said: "I told Lyle Overbay that when you smile you need to show teeth.... so there it is!! (with Bill Hall laughing in the corner)"

Braves' Brian McCann, Ryan Langerhans (who, I guess, wants everyone to see his hairy stomach), and Kelly Johnson with some girls having fun. I like how the pictures show McCann's progression throughout the night. Johnson and Langerhans fared better.

Crazy Carl Everett with some evil vixens. Damn those women who lead him into temptation.

I guess Phillie Randy Wolf likes partying with college kids. Maybe he should call up Al Leiter for some beer pong games.

Was there any doubt that the ladies love David "Papi" Ortiz?

If you have any pictures you think we should see, please email us and we'll be glad to post them. ;)

Diddling Dandy

2006-04-22T01:57:00.000-04:00

Ho hum. This AL Easter beats the beginning of the season baseball doldrums by making certain that he has definite oral pleasure lined up for after the game...

Nothing new, sure, but this cutie takes it step further by having his secret sweetie memorize his game schedule so that as soon as the game is over...like clockwork, she should be ready and willing to expect that knock knock knock on her door. Approximately ten minutes later, she bids him adieu and he's out and feeling much better about his team losing a game, or six...or seven...

According to the sweetheart...it may be only ten minutes, but they get muuuuch further than second base.

Mirror, Mirror On The Wall- Who's The Fairest Of Them All?

2006-04-17T00:34:00.000-04:00

Which up and coming AL flamethrower apparently enjoys the sight of his own reflection especially in the bedroom? Rumor has it that he likes to position mirrors around his bed in order to view he and his female friends from a variety of different angles. He also spends a good deal of time primping for each of his encounters by obsessively brushing his teeth, putting on cologne, and checking his hair. He has even been known to leave his ladies waiting while he strikes a variety of muscle flexing poses in front of his beloved mirror.

Brokeback Dugout

2006-04-10T00:35:00.000-04:00

Which American Leaguer, not known for his stadium-side manner, may have taken to spreading lies about his own teammates out of jealousy? And it’s not the kind of jealousy you’re thinking of…

Stories have long been circulating about his bad behavior toward fans, primarily female fans. There was the time he made a girl cry outside the team bus. Then there was the time he promised tickets to a security guard in exchange for driving his car from spring training to his team’s city, then reneged on the passes, leaving a teammate to step up to the plate.

But last season, this infielder’s asshole tendencies may have made their way back to the clubhouse, when rumors began to surface about two more genetically gifted players and their allegedly too-close-for-comfort bond. Truth? Nah…just wishful thinking. He certainly does seem to hate women, and those other two guys are rather foxy…

Put it this way: That’s not premature hair loss, that’s just karma.

The Powder Diet

2006-04-07T00:48:00.000-04:00

Which National Leaguer began to worry his former teammates by his constant late night outings and extra-curricular activities, which allegedly included heavy drinking, numerous encounters with barely legal ladies and an affinity for cocaine? His penchant for the powder may be the culprit behind his horrid spring training as well as his recent weight loss and marital problems.

Southern Side-Dish

2006-04-01T22:11:00.000-05:00

Which very married NL East outfielder is having an illicit affair with a very married woman??

Not only has he showered her with pricey gifts and shopping sprees, but he even invited his sexy 'Mrs.'tress to Spring Training...where HER game seats were a mere four seats removed from the wifey's...

From what I hear...in the almost two months since they first met, things are still as hot as Georgia asphalt.

Computer Love

2006-01-24T21:48:00.000-05:00

Which internet savvy player likes to use his computer for more than just checking out his stats? It would seem that our friend likes to engage in a particular kind of fantasy sport -- cybersex, e-flirting, whatever you want to call it. Thanks to our reader for graciously sharing some IM excerpts with us (names changed to protect the not-so-innocent):

mlbguy06: i love licking p***y
luv2party: i love it when guys go down on me. some of them are
selfish and dont want to. wtf!!!
mlbguy06: ill stay down there all day, esp if she gets real wet and likes fingers

mlbguy06: whats biggest c**k youve had there?
mlbguy06: thickest i mean
luv2party: i dunno it was thick tho
luv2party: guys have a strange obsession w/anal sex!
mlbguy06: why/
mlbguy06: ever had one too thick to get your hand around?
luv2party: prolly bc its tight?? not sure.
luv2party: hahah no
luv2party: well...
luv2party: my hand could wrap around but not all the way
mlbguy06: tight is good

luv2party: now i really want to suck ur d**k. im amazed that u do not
get off. i want it to be my mission to get you to cum!
mlbguy06: heheh i like this mission
mlbguy06: let me f**k your mouth and i bet i would
luv2party: i like hearing shit like "my little whore" and sh*t
luv2party: do u get off from handjobS??
mlbguy06: yes
mlbguy06: ill call you that and my little porn star

mlbguy06: one girl would lick my balls and a** while giving me a
handjob and id cum a ton for her
luv2party: hmmmm... i should try that.
luv2party: but i like sucking d**k.
mlbguy06: well suck and then lick then go back to sucking
luv2party: hahaha
luv2party: you like being on top or bottom?
mlbguy06: top
mlbguy06: with her legs on my shoulders
mlbguy06: you?
luv2party: hmmm... like on top but i love feeling a mans body on top of me
luv2party: ******* likes being on top lol
mlbguy06: legs where?
luv2party: hahaha, wrapped around him
mlbguy06: he cum in you? get your ass?

mlbguy06: i wanna cum in every hole you have ;-)
luv2party: oooh baby i cant wait!!! i bet ur even better than *******
mlbguy06: and he was good
mlbguy06: maybe you could get him over for a threesome ;-)
luv2party: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! u would want a threesome with *******?!
mlbguy06: id like watching you get f**ked and seeing you suck him
while i f**ked you

mlbguy06: id have your mouth, p***y, a**, cum on your tits and face
mlbguy06: id lay your head over the edge of the bed and f**k it like your p***y

"Mr. Roger's Neighborhood"... Includes A Wife, Kids, And A "Friend"!

2005-12-27T00:53:00.000-05:00

When Kenny Rogers isn't going around breaking cameras and assaulting media people, he's apparently cavorting around with his cute, young friend!

Update 1/8/06: The owner of these photos has contacted us insisting that we take down all personal information regarding these pictures. However, the photos will remain for your enjoyment. :)

"The Taste Adults Have Grown To Love!"

2005-12-14T21:30:00.000-05:00

Which big league backup (and all-around devoted family man) caught himself a couple of lovelies in a hotel bar one night, and invited them to his "party room" to watch a movie? Needless to say, his idea of a movie and their idea of a movie were very different. As the porn started rolling HE started masturbating, and graciously encouraged the girls to do the same... but when they tried to touch him, he freaked out. Guess if you don't touch, it's not cheating!

Little Slick

2005-11-07T17:04:00.000-05:00

Which AL West heavy hitter not only hits ball hard, but the sauce as well? At a poker tournament, this guest celebrity poker player drank so much before the game started that two young ladies needed to try to sober him up just so he could play! However, when the coffee failed to sober him, the young infielder pulled down his pants and boxers to reveal his tattoos. Not only did he reveal his tats, but his small package as well. Yet another reason to keep it in your pants!

Not So Blind Items Part VI

2005-11-07T13:08:00.000-05:00

Yes, the photos are back. Will baseball players ever learn? I hope the pictures posted on this site don't deter the guys from letting a cute girl snap a shot ever again... because then we wouldn't have anything to post! Once again, all these pictures were found on Webshots or were sent in by readers. Now, on to the good stuff...

When Cardinals Centerfielder Jim Edmonds isn't climbing the outfield walls, he can be found partying with his flavor of the week (on the right) and girls with obnoxiously huge earrings. You see, Jimmy's a fun guy and he's not one to turn down a good night of debauchery. He's a sweetie, too: he took this picture for his bar buddies. Let's give him another Gold Glove!

Here's our favorite party boy Keith Foulke in the background shadows of a bar. Apparently he was very sweet to the blonds in front, since they said in the caption, "foulkie thanks for the 'smooth shots.'"

Brewer Doug Davis and friends lounging around with some ladies in the VIP section. If someone could identify the two other guys in the pictures, then thanks.

Dirtdog Kevin Millar looking ever-so-NOT cool on his bike. The caption said: "he fingered us over to sing our sign!!!"

Here's now-retired Mariner Jay Buhner getting kissed by some chick. Mr. Buhner is married, but at least the girl in the picture felt some remorse: "me and former seattle mariner jay buhner after the concert...sorry mrs buhner"

World Series MVP Jermaine Dye certainly seems to like the (white) ladies. Here he is letting some young blonds get cozy with him. Gringa love!

Detroit Tiger Rondell White partying with the ladies at some unknown bar. No one better accuse Rondell of being cheap -- according to the album: Showing off the 12$ martinis he bought for each of us!

More pictures of the infamous Sidney Ponson girl: Here are some shots she took of Sidney's house. Well, damn. Who knew Fattie had such nice home decorating skills? Anyway... here are the girls in Sidney's bathroom and his hot tub. But unfortunately, the hot tub was broken, so all the girlies were unable to hop in it that night. SADNESS. And finally, here's the girl with Sidney. This is what she said in the caption: "Umm, yeah he totally grabbed my bootie n thats y i was hardcore cheezin! He had an ##### obsession i think!lol." Cheezin? Can someone explain? Ok.

Not So Blind Items Part V

2005-10-14T19:11:00.000-04:00

Yes, we're back once again because baseball players keep taking trashy pictures with random people. Thanks to our readers for sending some of these in -- you're the best! :D

Here's Mark Grudzielanek and a lady friend. According to the caption, the girl "met him, hung out w/ him, drank w/ him, and ended the night w/ a kiss!" Oh, my! I guess he liked her so much that called her as she was driving home. "Callin to check up on me and make sure im safe!! i LOVE him!" How sweet... there's one more fan on the Grudzielanek train!

Delicious Kirk Saarloos trying to shy away from the camera, and here's his fellow Oakland A's buddy Marco Scutaro (yes, his face is hidden, but the caption said "My personal lap dance from kim and some Venezuelan baseball player" -- so you do the math) giving a lapdance to his girl of the night... sexy pit stain!

Perhaps the strangest pictures I've ever seen on Webshots: Aaron Sele drinking wine with some chick in her Cabo house. Oh, yeah, Sele's infant daughter was there, too...

Brewers' Geoff Jenkins looking all suave with a girl who is obviously spilling out of her shirt. But it's ok because he's hot and we'd push out our boobs for him, too!

Fellow bar-hopping buddies Pat Burrell, Chase Utley, and Geoff
Geary partying the night away. Rock on, Patty!

Blue Jays running wild! Here's Guillermo Quiroz and Alex Rios with some ladies in a hotel room. Look at those smiles! Check out Alex Rios trying to hide. We see you, Alex!

Speaking of Blue Jays, check out Vinne Chulk trying to get frisky with a bar buddy. Unfortunately he was too smashed to take a picture of her and her friend correctly. "Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Vinnie Chulk ruining what could have been a cute picture of Tanya and I." Poor girls.

Where the party at?! Obviously with Nationals Chad Cordero and Gary Majewski (Who? Yeah, we said the same thing). Looks like they know how to have fun... and they obviously love the ladies, too! Majewski especially took a liking to this young lady, considering he did give her his cap... awe, true love! Joey Eischen also joined in the fun, cuddling with a girly (nice tattoo, bud). I have no idea if this guy is a National or not, but he's hot, so if he is, feel free to post his name in the comments section or email it to us!

And, finally: while not a "scandalous" picture, it sure is strange. Here's Padres' closer Trevor Hoffman looking very... trailer parkish. Love the shorts!

Define "Cheating"

2005-10-11T22:58:00.000-04:00

This very young, very sweet and very quiet hometown boy has a girlfriend who is a nutritionist. She keeps him on a strict regimen. That's what she thinks, anyway. Good thing she hates flying and almost never travels with him, because when he's on the road, it's steak, martinis, late night pizza, and as many girls as he can get to his room (sometimes all in one night). One night, after he'd done especially well in a game, they were making such a racket that it brought local police to his door on a noise complaint. Looks like his hard partying teammates are rubbing off on him....

But maybe not. I'm sure the steaks are soy, the martinis are just for looks, the pizza's whole wheat, and those girls were just there to celebrate his appearance on SportsCenter... with a full drum kit and a trumpet.

Not So Blind Items, Part Four

2005-10-08T17:26:00.000-04:00

A reader email sent us back over to Webshots for some more fun with Keith Foulke; our reader wrote that the girls in the pictures appeared to be favorites of a few players. Looks like you're right! Some highlights:

- "Keith is awesome, fits right in with my friends and me..love him!"
- Beer pong? Guess it helps build up arm strength.
- Alright, so it's not exactly Jerry Remy, but even Sox broadcasters get in on the action!
- O-Cab pays a visit.
- Wade and Keith: BFFL. From the caption: "'First you pull up here and beep, then you park like an A**hole and then you can't keep your Goddamn mouth shut in the hall, what the hell is wrong with you!' 'You are picking on me, I havent been picked on since the fourth grade and you are picking on me!'"
- Speaking of captions -- feel free to caption this in the comments section.

Another quick webshots search on Foulker (as the kids call him) revealed another album of everyone's favorite reliever looking like he kinda sorta doesn't mind all the fan attention after all:

- Looks like he likes to use his tongue!
- Maybe they're just bad pictures, but perhaps the Greek God of Walks could use a little lesson from Dionysus on how to hold ones liquor?

There Are Locks On Doors In This Country. Use Them.

2005-09-26T19:49:00.000-04:00

Mr. Big Shot, a good-to-great player and repeat All-Star on a team on the (precipitous) decline, spends almost all his time in his native country during the offseason, and doesn't go out much when he is in town. He quietly became a primary investor in a club/lounge in his team's city anyway, under pressure from his accountant and his nightlife-impresario buddy. The club was doing all right - Big Shot even showed up sometimes - until Impresario stopped into the club office in the wee hours one weekday morning and walked in on Big Shot and Impresario's fiancee... and sister. Big Shot hastily disentangled himself from the club soon after, and now he goes out less than ever, to his quirky female fans' dismay.

Not So Blind Items Part III

2005-09-25T20:34:00.000-04:00

Again -- this stuff is easily available to the public via webshots and have nothing to with with the OTDL staff.

- Major League Baseball: allowing goofy looking men touch the boobies of pretty girls for over one hundred years.

- An otherwise boring pic of the back of Todd Walker's head, til you read the caption: "Todd Walker hiding from the camera.......hmmm wonder why??? haha," followed by the equally boring group shot, which also has a much more interesting caption: "Lex, Shan, Linds, Me, and Nat at a martini bar before we go back to Todd Walkers hotel room!!!!!"

- Ray King will sign your cleavage too!

- Oakland dreamboat Bobby Crosby and the apparent future Mrs. Bobby Crosby. Because taking a picture with a baseball player is as good as holy matrimony, don't you know!

- Less concerned with Petey's morals than his choice of a suspiciously girly looking beverage. Wish this girl were Nicole Richie and not just a lookalike.

- Pat Burrell in the studliest shirt I've ever seen, although this one comes close too. And this one.

- A look at the 2005 All Star Game through the eyes of Chad Cordero's lady friend.

When I Think About You I...

2005-09-23T23:48:00.000-04:00

Not that we approve of such degenerate behavior, and not that the badass bullpen boy we have in mind would quite appreciate such a cerebral setting, but come on -- it sure beats hotel balconies:

Best Public Place for Masturbation - Metropolitan Museum of Art
The arousal begins in the Metropolitan Museum of Art 's Great Hall, erected with such robust buttresses and ample arches in 1870. Then, enter the accepting folds of the galleries, one inside of the next inside of the next, to explore your way through 5000 years of art—the mysteries of the Temple of Dendur, a genteel reverie in the Renaissance beds, the yielding petals of Georgia O'Keeffe. Paintings by Blake or Bosch or Botticelli indulge fetishes from Munchkin sodomites to a creamy-thighed Venus. Not turned on by exhibitionism in the exhibitions? Get some air in the sculpture court, posing with the other sculpted bodies and ivory-skinned nudes.

Rookie Mistake

2005-09-22T23:08:00.000-04:00

One veteran pitcher whose team is in the playoff hunt is your classic a-girl-in-every-city, which is common enough. What's hard to understand is that every last one of them looks JUST LIKE his wife. Let us call her Trixie.

It was inevitable: earlier this season, the pitcher's rookie teammate briefly met Local Girl Linda during the first series of a road trip. In the next city, Rookie was minding his own business, browsing at the Brookstone at the mall adjacent to their hotel, when who should waltz in but Pitcher and Trixie, holding hands. Rookie exclaimed, "Linda! What are you doing here?" The conversation continued just long enough to maximize every participant's unhappiness.

Pitcher's on-field performance has declined sharply since then, and he has stopped his extracurricular activities, as far as anyone can tell. Guess he's wearing out his pitching arm relieving his pent-up sexual frustrations out into the hallways outside his hotel rooms -- an old habit he picked up in the minors. Rookie meanwhile has been unaffected by the incident, other than being called "Linda" by his other teammates ever since.

Voicemail Dirtbag

2005-09-22T14:46:00.000-04:00

Which outspoken idiot does more than just play baseball -- he plays multiple girls at the same time as well? Not only does he like to play dirty, but he likes to talk dirty, too. This wild American Leaguer leaves vulgar voicemails to those he dates... talk about nasty!

Not So Blind Items Part II

2005-09-21T14:43:00.001-04:00

We're coming back with even more pictures of players boozing and partying it up. Once again, all these pictures were found on Webshots through simple searches, so they're out there for the public to see... and we love it!

Jason Giambi autographing a fan. How sweet! I guess the girls don't care about the steroid's effects...

Here are a few reasons why Keith Foulke is getting divorced.

Whiney White Sox catcher A.J. Pierzynski desperately trying to lay the Polski charm on the ladies. No, A.J., we will not go back to your hotel room later on!

More pictures of Al Leiter partying with drunk college kids. Loved the caption on one of the photos: "Yup, Al and his friend decided to come back to Andy's and party til 6... yeah, kinda weird. Al showing Dale, Kennedy, and Mikey how to pitch. Fiore might be amazed, but he didn't know that Al should have been taking his own advice... Al's pitching line the following day: 2 innings, 7 runs... that's gross."

Self-proclaimed idiot Kevin Millar partying away.

Wade Miller and some chick of the night.

And, finally, perhaps our favorite pictures: here's Manny Ramirez and some girls he met at a bar. He ended up going home with them and taught them how to dance. I guess it's just Manny being Manny!

Ah, the wonders of the internet.

Look, You Don't Understand...There Was Shrinkage

2005-09-14T23:36:00.000-04:00

Pity the supposedly hunky catcher who stripped to his boxer briefs and jumped into a hotel pool with two lovely underwear-clad ladies, very, very late one drunken night. It was warm out, but the pool was closed and unheated. Catcher and the ladies started shrieking because of the cold.

Catcher's teammate, a pitcher he did not get along with, looked out from his room to see what the screaming was about. When he saw who it was, Pitcher ran out to the pool, dove into the pool fully clothed, and pantsed Catcher. Pitcher had climbed out of the pool and run off somewhere with Catcher's boxer briefs before Catcher figured out what had happened.

The ladies started to try to help him out of the pool, but when they caught sight of his sadly inadequate private area, they started laughing so hard they dropped him back into the pool. They staggered off and left him there, cowering and cursing. Hotel security had to fish him out, wrap him in a sheet, and get him back to his room. The team fined him for breaking curfew. Needless to say he didn't get any that night.

And that, boys and girls, is the REAL reason why Catcher refused, from that day forward, to catch for Pitcher ever again.

La La Love You

2005-09-14T23:10:00.000-04:00

When this young, single, hotshot pitcher forgets to put up the top of his convertible in the poorly guarded players parking lot, he finds it littered with love notes from his wacky female admirers. He is such a sweetheart that if any of them includes a phone number or address, he calls or writes to thank them for being a fan. Being a homebody -- and sane -- he does not meet up with them, and prefers to email and text message various girls in various parts of the country that he keeps at arm's length. Amazingly none of them -- local or long distance -- has gone postal. Now if he could just stay healthy for more than a few minutes at a time, maybe he would be rich, famous and busy enough to hire someone to handle his correspondence for him.

Dude, Just Get A Divorce Already -- Or Learn To Use An ATM

2005-09-14T22:34:00.000-04:00

The wife of this AL reliever who is usually a closer, but not always, handles their day-to-day finances. For several years now, on his credit card statements, she keeps discovering line items for services from merchants like

SKY HIGH ESCORTS CHICAGO IL 888-404-7399 RECREATION

and

FANCI DANCERS NEWPORT BEACH CA 949-243-0100 RECREATION

for thousands of dollars a pop.

They have a huge fight, she tags along for a few road series, he sulks, she gets tired of traveling, and it starts all over again.

Talk About Getting Caught In A Rundown

2005-09-14T22:04:00.000-04:00

They say that during the last of several pleasant, unplatonic, and unconsummated encounters, this beloved veteran infielder's playpal decided she would not let him get past a certain point unless he invited his much younger, single, very personally conservative fellow-infielder teammate and close friend - whom she fancied but had never met - to join them in the fun. Infielder #1 was so hard up (sorry) that he made the call. Infielder #2 declined in horror, the lady friend left in a huff, and the two infielders did not speak again for the rest of the season.

The next year, when Infielders #1 and #2 no longer played for the same team, the playpal pulled some strings, met infielder #2, and they hit it off. They've gone underground since then, but here's wishing them lots of happy endings.

Curiouser and Curiouser...

2005-09-14T18:41:00.000-04:00

Break out your Jimmy Choos, ladies! Which silky smooth (in more ways than one) outfielder has a penchant for pretty girls, but more importantly: pretty girls in pretty shoes? No wonder he and Mr. Footsies get along so famously!

How Rude

2005-09-14T14:29:00.000-04:00

Which crimson-hosed fan favorite berated a young female fan to the point of tears outside his cozy home park? And, as if that weren't enough, continued his tirade on an internet messageboard devoted to the patient slugger? Looks like jealousy isn't the real green eyed monster -- rudeness is.

Someone Needs To Order Some Of Those Memory Pills

2005-09-13T21:48:00.000-04:00

This speedy outfielder has a problem... more than once this season, he has invited a female companion to come join him on a road series, and then met a new playmate in the away city and invited her to come "hang out", having somehow "forgotten" about the first woman. The first time he did this, he resolved the awkward situation by generously offering to send his original companion to the hotel room of his very popular, very single pitcher teammate. The woman whumped him good enough to put him out of action (on the field anyway) for a week. The second time it happened (not with any of the same women as the first time), the woman grabbed Speedy's cell phone out of his hand, dove into the bathroom, locked herself in, and had a nice long friendly chat with his wife.

Ew, What's This On My Cough Button?!

2005-09-13T21:17:00.000-04:00

This perennial -- and very married -- All-Star likes to use his team's production truck on the road to "get to know" local new-best-friends late at night. If the trailer's rockin'...